The Rise and Fall of Instant Messaging (Internet Ate My Communication, Part 2)

As easily, as e-mail had killed real letters, instant messaging wiped out most of my casual communication several years later.

In the 1990’s it first looked like a miracle to me. One wrote something and it appeared on your friend’s screen in as little time as it took the electronic impulses to get there. But, as often is the case, “innovation”, integration and social adoption has rendered the service less and less usable to me.

As in the case of e-mail, I have nothing against the idea per se. Sometimes instant messaging is simply priceless. It made communication possible where phone calls were ridiculously expensive, later also replacing the phone calls with Skype and its clones. My 8-bit friends and I used IRC to death to discuss life, universe, everything and future projects. It was also ideal for on-line coordination. Later, when my girlfriend went for a long-term research stay abroad, IM was a great way of keeping in touch. So far so kewl.

But then, as the services developed, the first negatives started to show. We got used to logging in permanently, which brought the inevitable consequences of sometimes being contacted in a less suitable time, sometimes bothering others unintentionally. The IM services responded with introducing statuses such as “available for chat” or “busy”. Which of course required you to update them. Dunno about you but I often ended up “unavailable” for days because I simply forgot to change my status. Respecting others’ privacy, I learned to go for an IM chat only when I needed to arrange something, once again using it in place of a phone call (with the benefit of the receiving end responding when they had time).

Being logged in permanently also brought a kind of a reassurance. Those green spots signalized that my friends were there, alive and hopefully kicking. And not wanting to bother each other, we settled for exchanging this vital functions monitor for real communication. Later I would sometimes even get dressed down for committing the crime of not logging in to my Gmail account, suggesting that I was most probably dead.

The pleasure of potentially being in touch with someone turned into a duty, detracting from its cuteness once again. Add to it that in some companies it is a custom to communicate via IM, which sort of leads to mixing up one’s private and professional life, while I personally prefer to keep these two apart.

In my personal case, having most of my friends at the touch of a mouse button made us not only infinitely close but in a way also most different. We exchanged communication for “knowing we’re there”. Having the ability to communicate we ended up communicating less than before.

Perplazing.

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A Page on My Book Launched

If you already noticed that there is a new section of this web named The 8-Bit Way, you don’t have to read any further. To the rest of you I would like to say that I’m currently finishing a book on life with 8-bit computers. (Those are all those Commodores, Sinclairs and Ataris we had so much fun with during our childhood and adolescence. For some of us, they became a lifelong hobby.) On the page, you’ll find information on the book’s contents, tips how not to miss the book, where to look for excerpts and so on. Interested? Click here!

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Internet Has Not Eaten All My Communication, Part 1

Fun, fun, fun. Less than 24 hours since I wrote my sigh about letters being gone forever I received an e-mail from a friend who currently lives on the other side of the Pond. She wrote me a genuine e-letter, solid 10 k of text, sharing how she had been doing the last months. Well, that felt warm. Thanks, Veronika!

She’s not the only one. There’s my brother Jason (who’s neither my brother, nor named Jason, but that’s a long story), there’s ThunderBlade with whom I still correspond using a letter-maker, there’s this varsity ex-colleague of mine into whom I ran googling for something and we got back in touch again, there’s Mom, Sis and so on. These people are still able (and willing!) to dedicate some time to communication with those who matter to them, and I love them for it.

What I had in mind while writing my rumble was rather this friend of mine who had been searching for an efficient way of communication. Since ever. First he suggested to switch from snail mail to e-mail. We switched to e-mail but he replied, hm, say one e-mail out of every three. Then he suggested switching to a dedicated online forum together with the whole circle of our common friends. I said, “Why not,” and we did it. He was the one who stopped responding after some time, saying it was too inefficient. We tried also the IRC, ICQ, Skype. It never worked. For him. Perhaps because trying however hard he could, the communication would still not happen by itself in zero time. I had in my mind people like him, perhaps craving genuine friendship but unwilling to accept that equations have this unpleasant custom of having two sides. People who got so much used to the 1-Click-Duzz-It-All mode of the online world that they are somehow ceasing to exist off-line.

Ah, before I start myself up again… What I wanted to say: This post is dedicated to all those who really use the Internet to get closer to their friends (and not as an efficient way of putting more distance between themselves and the people around them). Thank you all, whether we know each other or not.

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Bye Bye Letters, Bye Bye Intimacy (Interent Ate My Communication, Part 1)

Perhaps it’s as my friend Martin says, “When you’ve got a hammer, everything seems to be a nail.” I’m currently working on a book on my life with 8-bit computers, so I can’t rule out that I just want to go back to the old days with everything that belonged to them. Anyway…

Have you noticed how since the Internet entered our lives, our communication has been losing intimacy? Once upon an eternity, we used to write letters to each other, taking the time to sort out our thoughts and then put them down in an almost literary form. Where are they now? I positively know some of my friends would actually be bothered by reading longer e-mails these days, with most of the fun being gone by the nagging thought that a response might be expected, and that would require time, the most precious commodity in the online world. Dammit, sometimes I even rather break a message to such people down to two or three mails just to make sure they actually read it and get the information I want them to get out of it.

It’s not a computer thing, it’s an online thing. I’ve had a Commodore 64 for some 22 years, so I remember the old days of computer communication, before everything went online. What we’ve had on the 8-bit computers is noters, but don’t imagine anything like Notepad. Actually, I think these editors should have been named letter-makers because the focus is on allowing you to do what letters were made for – express yourself. You can use up to four fonts at the same time for whatever other kind of emphasis you wish (the number of fonts you can choose from is virtually unlimited – I have to know, having designed a few myself), set it all to the colours that express your mood best, and should you wish so, you can make parts of your text really stand out of the screen with flash effects. And to put icing on the cake, you can add music to your letter, something absolutely cool in our world where music matters so much!

I doubt there has ever been a more efficient and more fun way of offline communication. I doubt it could be marketable in the 21st century.

Ultraflash 3 - perhaps the best letter-maker

A screenshot from ThunderBlade’s Ultraflash-Noter 3, my favourite letter-maker. The screenshot falls short of the actual experience, as you can’t see the flashing of some of the words and you can’t hear the music.

Still, even the 8-bit folk switched to e-mail. First because it was new and cool. Then because it was significantly more convenient to type an e-mail and send it with a mouse-click for free than save the message, put the disk into a padded envelope, address it and go to the post office. Today, we’re out of excuses. Those of us who are still active can save the file onto an SD card, go to the PC and send it as an e-mail attachment but we won’t. Either we still find it too costly time-wise (after all you’d have to choose the fonts and the music), or we forgot how to express ourselves.

In any case, it’s sad. We’ve exchanged a deeply intimate form of communication for the superficial world of emoticons, “friends” and “likes”. Quality for quantity and a vague feeling of “not being alone”.

Now pretty pretty pretty please with sugar on top (Monkey Island, anyone?) don’t get me wrong! I embrace the online world and some of the social networks (feel free to follow me on Twitter), and I’m over the Moon because I can stay in daily touch with a lot of my foreign friends. It just bothers me that instead of enhancing our communication, the tweets and shouts on the wall and single-paragraph e-mails became all of it.

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Procrastinator Anonymous

A colleague experimenting with song writing, and just like me having to fight procrastination at times, once complained about the lack of lyrics for his music, and I was stupid enough to offer to him that I’d write some for him then.

He really got me going when he said that a song was about just a minute of music material – the rest would be just recycling and arrangement tweaks for different verses. With the most malicious intentions, I wrote these lyrics, changing the rhythm several times so that he would have to give it some more effort.

It went the other way round – he hasn’t bothered to finish the song – or perhaps he’s been procrastinating big time. Either way, it can’t harm to publish the lyrics here, as they pretty much point at why sometimes starting ambitious projects almost physically hurts – the fear of failure, or perhaps fear of success, if you like.

 

Procrastinator Anonymous

I was a prodigious child, talented and happy,
my schools were pieces of yummy cakes.
I got my diploma and found a job
but then something jammed on my brakes.

I work so hard, I’m efficient,
and a great negotiator.
So what’s my success waiting for?
Maybe it will come later.

Why am I working 9 to 5
while my star should be rising?
What could be wrong? I got it all,
why ain’t I enterprising?

I am charming, I am smooth,
I could be a politican.
It’s about time my destiny
handed me some recognition.

I looked into matters, I brooded, I analyzed,
then I saw through and froze in horror, paralyzed

Can’t hide away from it anymore
– that diagnosis so ominous –
I’m pleased to meet you, my name’s John Doe,
procrastinator anonymous.

(Chorus)
(Please) Do me a favour and kick my butt!
(Please) Be my saviour and bitch at me!
Give it some flavour and call me names!
Make me find out what I wanna be!

The truth’s laughing me in the face,
I shiver, I feel naked.
The whole wide world is up for grabs,
If I reach out and take it.

But how can I make the first step
and dive into the ocean?
Why should I risk seeing myself
fall apart in slow motion?

I’m waiting for my life to happen each and every day,
waiting for the day my luck will stop shying away,
waiting for the treasure map to unfold before me,
for the drop dead gorgeous one to come in and stay.

(Chorus)
(Please) Do me a favour and kick my butt!
(Please) Be my saviour and bitch at me!
Give it some flavour and call me names!
Make me find out what I wanna be!

(Please) Do me a favour and kick my butt!
(Please) Be my saviour and bitch at me!
Give it some flavour and call me names!
Make me become what I wanna be!

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Mr. M

If it looks like a petrified state-owned institution, if it behaves like a petrified state-owned institution and if it’s as user-hostile and unreliable as a petrified state-owned institution then it’s … our beloved post office. That was the experience I had always made, and so I had liked visiting the post office accordingly – until I moved to a new neighbourhood.

One single thing was enough to make Mr. M and myself some kind of secret allies – a smile. Waiting in a long queue for my mail with recorded delivery, I noticed how, no matter how unfriendly, tired or bothersome the customers were, he always greeted them with a smile. He greeted me the same, I smiled back, we said hello to each other, he found my mail.

“Now, if I may have your autograph…” he said, handing me the acknowledgement.

“Oh, I’m aaaall yooooouuuuhz,” I said, trying to immitate an elated rock star, signing the delivery.

We both laughed, said good bye to each other and I went home, for the first time in years happy to have been at a post office. Since then anytime I went there, I hoped it would be him behind the counter. We remembered each other and made a joke whenever we could.

“My apologies to your back in advance,” I said to him one day, picking up some books. “As far as I know, it’s about 10 kilos.”

A while later he came back with the two packages. “This body may look old but there’s still a lot of strength inside! Besides, it’s just 5 kilos each. I can handle that just fine but now you, dear addressee, show me how you effortlessly carry away both of them at once, a-ha!” Of course I theatrically staggered under the heavy burden.

Every visit of the post office turned into a little improvised stage play. It wasn’t much but it was bloody more fun than I’d ever had at any other institution. Next to being funny, he was a real pro and anytime there was a problem, the other clerks always asked him for advice.

When I was moving away seven years later, I went to the post office just to say good bye to him and thank him for the great times. And I thought that was it.

Actually, there had been just one thing that made me sad about him. Sometimes when the delivery had been nothing substantial or I had been sure there couldn’t be any trouble, I had signed it as Elvis Presley. He’d never noticed.

Cut. Seven months later. I mean, a few weeks ago. I go to the post office in my new neighbourhood. This one is oh-soh-moh-dhern, issuing queue numbers and stuff. So I’m sitting there, waiting for my number to blink on the display, looking around the counters. Suddenly my gaze catches familiar features. I slide my eyes back there – could it be … Mr. M? Yes, it’s him! And what’s even better, the display tells me I’m his next customer.

“Hello, I’m obviously one of your Erinyes and won’t let you rest in peace – but what are you doing here?”

“Oh, hello,” he said, smiling at me as broadly as ever. “I asked myself if it really was you when I saw you sitting there. And me? Here? Well… They transferred me, for the two months until the dismissal notice becomes effective, that is. Then I’ll go behind a counter in a supermarket in our neighbourhood.”

“WHAT?” I whisper-shouted, absolutely incredulous. He had always been the embodiment of professional competence and customer satisfaction to me.

“You know, I didn’t wag my tail enough. I wasn’t too happy to get a new manager who was 30 years my junior and had even less education than me. So she got rid of me as fast as she could, transferring me for the rest of my contract so that we don’t meet at all.”

So my joy of meeting Mr. M went sour in about ten seconds. Obviously, this had been complicated. There sure had been a big conflict between her and him. Or perhaps they had been dumping all older employees to refresh their services, or whatever they’d call it. But I couldn’t get it. I didn’t get it. I still don’t get it. They were getting rid of the one and only post officer I’d ever found pleasant to meet, someone who had stood for all the positive qualities the postal service had wanted to offer but wasn’t really able to, being what it was, a petrified post-state-owned behemoth. If there was one single employee they should have kept, it was him!

His contract ran out at the end of August. My current post office is once again a modernized but dull place without him. But you know what? I’ll go to that supermarket some time. It’s not particularly close to my place but I want to meet him, exchange smiles, and possibly arrange a beer with him later. To thank him once again for all the years of fun, to reproach to him he’d never noticed the Presley autograph.

To tell him that for me, he’s not finished.

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Procrastination (A Post I’ve Been Putting off)

I wouldn’t define myself as an overly tidy person but still there were times in my life when all the floors at my place would be shining, the dishes would always be washed, the laundry would be done and you wouldn’t find a stray object on my table. At the end of each varsity semester, just before the exams.

I found virtually every possible excuse not to start learning. It had to be something which could be found at least remotely useful. I couldn’t just read a nice book or play a game. The pretext not to learn had to be at least a bit unpleasant to me, otherwise a feeling of guilt would have kicked in. I knew I should have been studying, so whatever would prevent me from it had to be something important. Such as taking out the rubbish. Or washing the cup from which I had drank my tea. And drying it up. And putting it back into the cupboard. It would take me some years to find out there was a term for it – procrastination.

According to Wikipedia, procrastination ‘refers to the act of replacing high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority, or doing something from which one derives enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time’.

During my studies, I had settled for that learning for exams was something which once started would eat almost all of my time, so I had postponed those unpleasant times for as long as reasonably possible. Fortunately, I had had a little alarm at the back of my head which had called red alert when it was time to stop fooling myself and really go for it. What perplazed me, however, was that I met the same problem not only later at work but also, and to a much greater extent, in my creative activites. Those were my spare time projects, my creative ambitions, my chances to realize myself – so what the hull? I was supposed to enjoy every single moment, right?

When I was about to learn for my exams, or prepare a presentation for my boss, that was something I wouldn’t like. In the end I just did what I had to and that was it. With my creative endeavours it was different. Once I actually began with them, I did enjoy them, just as I had hoped I would. I surfed on the wave for the given day and loved how I had taken off. Then the next day would come and I couldn’t kick myself to start again. And again. And again. And time and – yes, you’ve guessed it – again.

So I learned there was more than one kind of procrastination, and that they might have different causes. This post is actually meant only to introduce the topic and tell you that the articles on my war with procrastination will be tagged ‘Procrastination’. It’s not time to get into more detail yet. Or perhaps I procrastinated myself up to postponing it – you choose.

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Tea and Honey and the Inner Ring

Sometimes I feel like God is urgently trying to tell me something but however hard (S)He tries, I’m just too stupid to understand. Fortunately, at other times the message is clear enough.

One bright and shiny day about a year ago I went to a tea house to enjoy a quiet while with a book. To my pleasant surprise I turned out to be their first guest of the day, so the room was all mine. I was reading Anthony de Mello’s The Way to Love, at times even thinking I was getting what the author had meant, so I felt very spiritual and uplifted.

Some minutes later, two ladies came in, settled nearby and started to talk. They were obviously excited about being in a tea house. Perhaps it was their first time. Either way, one could see it was a real adventure for them to sit there, look around and read the tea menu and everything. I, on the other hand, was not so thrilled. “Oh well, there goes my moment of quiet spirituality,” I thought.

I had just returned to my book when the tea master came to take their orders.

“Would sencha be good with honey?” one of the women asked.

I rolled my inner eyes. Japanese green tea and honey? Oh my! I’d swear I heard the tea master gulp hard. However, he managed to maintain his composure when he replied, “I wouldn’t really recommend that. You know, the sweetness of the honey would go against the key tones of the tea’s natural taste.” The ladies, a bit disappointed, said they would take some more time with their pick and I started reading again.

I was just getting back into the zone when the tea master returned. They said they would have Nepal FOP. Good choice. I had always loved Nepalese teas. But then one of the tea savages added, “But this one will surely be great with honey, won’t it?”

I suppressed a howl. This was a bit less of a heresy than with the sencha but it felt all the more personal.

The tea master, however, had barely blinked before he replied, “If that’s how you’ll like the tea best, of course it can be served with honey.”

Suddenly, I had an epiphany. What kind of a haughty donkeyhole was I to judge? Had I ever tried the tea that way? No. I had only been visiting tea houses for a decade or so and learned that a group of self-proclaimed connoiseurs had ruled that these teas tasted best served this way and those teas were to be prepared at that temperature. How could I be sure that what I had learned to perceive as barbaric would not have tasted delicious only to the two tea-thrill-seekers, but perhaps to me as well? I was a snobbish, hypocritical idiot and if it made their beautiful tea house adventure wilder, sweeter, cuter, it was the holiest right of these two ladies to drink their Nepal FOP with honey.

I felt humbled and ashamed and returned to the book. Maybe two, maybe three pages later I arrived to this: “Apply this to every image that people have of you and they tell you that, ‘you are a genius or wise or good or holy.’ And you enjoy that compliment and at that minute you lose your freedom because now you will be constantly striving to retain that opinion. You will fear to make mistakes, to be yourself, to do or say anything that will spoil the image. You have lost the freedom to make a fool of yourself, to be laughed at and to be ridiculed. To do and say whatever feels right to you rather than what fits in the image others have of you.” You just wouldn’t drink tea with honey not because it would have been too sweet or would have spoilt the taste – you wouldn’t drink it that way because it was not right.

It was not all yet. Later when I came home I opened C. S. Lewis’s Screwtape Proposes a Toast and Other Pieces, and read the essay The Inner Ring. The key part said, “Three or four people who are together for the sake of some piece of work exclude others because there is work only for so many or because the others can’t in fact do it. Your little musical group limits its numbers because the rooms they meet in are only so big. But your genuine Inner Ring exists for exclusion. There’d be no fun if there were no outsiders. The invisible line would have no meaning unless most people were on the wrong side of it. Exclusion is no accident: it is the essence.”

That was exactly what we “tea lovers” were doing, what drinks experts were doing when they sneered at people drinking cognac on the rocks, what … you get the idea. Just like when kids have a little secret and hop around another, screaming, “I know something and you don’t, I know something and you don’t!”

I love going to tea rooms, I feel enriched by being able to distinguish between different tea varieties. But I will forever remember that the only relevant reason for someone’s taste is ‘like/dislike’. And none of my little secret business.

Jason

P.S.: Anyway, the Inner Rings must have had some rational beginnings. I wonder when, how and why the “If you mix sencha with honey, you probably won’t like it.” changed into a “Thou shalt not taint your sencha with the impure sweet abomination!” commandment set in stone.

 

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Long Time No See

A smile is a special thing. No one is so poor that they can’t spare one and no one is so rich that they can get along without one. Alright, I’ve always loved this saying. At times I started to think that it sounded a bit like a sacharine cliché – but this impression always lasted only until someone smiled at me when I needed it. Smiling at a stranger is step one, and it can do a whole world of good. Yesterday I found out about step two – acknowledging people. Or rather – I crashed into it head-on and discovered that it could do, well, whole solar systems of good.

The day before I had returned from a friend’s wedding. It had been a wonderful event. I met some great people I hadn’t known before and others whom I hadn’t seen for a decade. And what was best – the newlyweds were absolutely beaming. It always recharges my batteries when I see happy people, and seeing a close friend radiate joy and fulfillment shifted my power indicators up to the max. I couldn’t be more content and relaxed. Or at least I thought so.

So yesterday I entered this tea house to spend a while with a book. The tea lady looked up, smiled and said, “Oh, I haven’t seen you for ages!” Suddenly, without a warning, I was overwhelmed by a feeling of perplazement. Yes, I’m a regular there, probably all the staff knows me already and yes, her shifts and my visits hadn’t matched for a while. She simply said it out loud. It wasn’t an “I’ve been missing you!”, neither it was an “I’m so glad to see you!” (even though I like to think a shade of that was there) – it was a mere acknowledgment, “I’ve noticed about your existence and it’s been a while since you’ve been here last.” The surprising thing was that it was more than enough, just when I thought that I couldn’t feel any better. It felt incredibly warm.

I thought my day had just been made but the icing on the cake was yet to come. After she had taken my order, I settled on the second floor of the tea house and got immersed in the book. After a while, her colleague arrived with my tea, and as he was putting it down onto the table, he said, “Do I remember right that you’re a fan of the Bai Mu Dan tea?”

“Yep,” I said, incapable of anything more, as I’d just been smitten by all the recognition I had received.

“Well, then I think you’ll like this one, too. Good choice of you.”

Hopefully, I thanked him, even though I don’t remember doing it. He was the second person within some ten minutes who had remembered something about me, and once again it had caught me off-guard.

The biggest surprise out of it all probably is how little is enough. The usual Hello’s and Good bye’s are mere equivalents of cars’ headlights passing each other on the road. The Bai Mu Dan and the Haven’t-seen-you-for-ages, in spite of going only a steplet further, equalled to shaking hands; they were personal.

Next time when you meet someone you hardly know, maybe try to ask them how is their dog or how are the flowers you see them watering every morning. You may light up their whole day, as those two in the tea house lit mine just when I thought I couldn’t be doing any better. I’ll try to pay it forward.

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Perplazed

Every day, this world makes me go “WOW – my!” or “Oh, my!” Every day, I live, hear or read stories which make me happy, thrilled, angry, amused, puzzled, sad or uplifted. Often several of the adjectives above apply at the same time. To name my site, I was searching for a word which would express both the “WOW – my!” and the “Oh, my!”, a word which would convey being perplexed and amazed at the same time. I didn’t find any, so I had to make up my own one. Welcome to Perplazed.

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